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How ‘Star Trek The Tour’ got stuck in Long Beach over a $200,000 bill

Remember “Star Trek the Tour,” that fantastical Queen Mary exhibit of all things Trekkie–uniforms and phasers and a real live fake Starship Enterprise? The rumor mill had it opening in San Diego last Thursday–but it’s still here, locked up in space jail, which is what Vulcans call the old Spruce Goose dome.
Confused? This is a complicated story–mainly because almost no one connected with this space oddity of a traveling sideshow wants to say much about it. It’s as if the captains of this tour were sucked into a black hole, which is either not far from the truth or light years away from it.
“Star Trek the Tour” set its coordinates for Long Beach in January, the month after crews finished filming that new Star Trek movie in Lincoln Park. Coincidence, my young Paduan apprentice? Wrong sci-fi franchise. Idiot! The show was originally scheduled to close in mid-February, but for some reason it was held it over another two weeks.
Then, it closed in March–and stayed another two months. Lawyers for Save the Queen (STQ), which runs the Queen Mary and its surroundings, figured the folks at SEE Touring Productions in Los Angeles–which owned the Tour–owed them an extra $200,000 for security and food and lodging aboard the Queen Mary. So they just kept the “Tour.” Set your phasers to “stun.”
“There is still a lot of equipment over there, because [if] we let them take the equipment then we don’t have anything to hold over them,” a source close to the exhibit confirmed for me earlier this week. “It is not a pleasant situation as I understand it.” (The source declined to be identified, for fear of jeopardizing their livelihood.)
That’s why the exhibit has been hanging around. Also, according to Paul Konapelsky, general counsel for Save the Queen, SEE Touring decided to beam itself up while all this was going on, and it no longer owns Star Trek the Tour.
Representatives of SEE Touring did not respond to repeated telephone messages requesting comment. But somehow–and this is where people really stopped taking my calls–ownership of the Tour has passed to an outfit in Greenwich, Connecticut called Plainfield Asset Management.
Plainfield Asset Management–the name just screams “science fiction,” doesn’t it? “The firm manages investment capital for institutions and high net worth individuals based in the United States and abroad,” according to its website, and that’s all I want to say about that.
I reached Plainfield’s Michael Lehman late in the afternoon Friday, most likely because he thought I was someone else, and he agreed to talk on Monday. That’s when the radio went dead. Neither Lehman nor another Plainfield man named Joe Benzivenga would say another word, probably because they were talking settlement.
“Let me see if I can reach him and get him a message,” Lehman’s secretary said at one point. “What was your name again–Koto?” Almost. Then, yesterday, it happened–and by it, I mean nothing. Konapelsky called the next day.
“Plainfield put up the money for the promoter and they got into a dispute, the exact extent of which I’m not familiar with–nor do I care to be,” Konapelsky said with a chuckle.
“They have been going back and forth for probably the past two months. They actually, finally reached an agreement this past Sunday which in turn resulted in Plainfield acquiring everything, rather than just having a security interest in [the exhibit]. It’s my understanding that they have a new promoter who is going to pick up and run the show.” And also?
“We reached an agreement with Plainfield,” Konapelsky added. “They paid us yesterday, and they are going to have the dome loaded out by June 6.” June 6–isn’t that the first day of the Ink-N-Iron tattoo festival? Konapelsky said Plainfield probably won’t wait that long. Most of the Star Trek memorabilia will probably be picked up just as soon as it can get a ride.
And that’s it. “Qapla,” as the Klingons say–“success!” To some.
Tags: California, Greenwich Connecticut, Joe Benzivenga, Klingons, Lincoln Park, Long Beach, Los Angeles, Michael Lehman, Paduan, Paul Konapelsky, Plainfield Asset Management, Queen Mary, Save The Queen, SEE Touring Productions, Southern California, Spruce Goose dome, star trek the tour, Starship Enterprise, The District Weekly, Theo Douglas, Trekkie
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