Give yourself the gift of love–self-love

Chad gave you flowers, John gave you chocolates and Ed bought you pajamas—or was that Mike? Doesn’t matter. They were pajamas. On Valentine’s Day. But when was the last time you gave yourself a love day gift? And, duh, I mean an orgasm. Available through sexyware site ForestNymphs.com, the compact and very, very quiet Silver Bullet Massager ($14) gets you from Oh? to OH! in about the same amount of time it’ll take for your shower to warm up—perfect, ’cause ForestNymphs.com stocks a selection of fragrant handmade soaps perfect for a steamy afterparty. Whether it’s the orange/white clove cinnamon bar (sliced a la the handmade soaps sold by Lush); the lighter green apple bar; the gentle, exfoliating Yerba Mate cellulite massaging bar (made with organic Yerba Mate and organic coffee and essential oils); or one of the other available scents (lavender, eucalyptus, patchouli, jasmine, coconut, plumeria, strawberry and papaya; three for $10) the soaps will leave you at once calm and tingly, refreshed and ready for round two (or 10). The Nymphs have you covered here, too, from incense (12 sticks for $2.50) to hand-poured soy candles (and edible ones that melt down into massage oils!) to Naughty Nymph arousal cream with libido enhancers ($15) and the ever-essential before-and-after toy cleaner ($12.95). Ken says he’ll be there at 8? Start the shower at 7. Be your own Valentine, then his.

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