“100 Greatest Songs of the 90s” is the best clip show countdown that vh1 has ever done and I am glad I am procrastinating things to watch it. I’m really learning a lot. Like “California Love” is apparently less great than Spin Doctors and Freedom Williams from C&C Music Factory still remembers the lyrics to “Everybody Dance Now.”

I am also comfortable saying that Steven Jenkins is an attractive older man and Billie Joe Armstrong from Green Day definitely just said: “I think that [putting out "Time of Your Life"] was the most punk rock thing we could have done.”

The highlight so far, however, was this image of Bryan “I Wanna Sex You Up” Abrams of Color Me Badd:

“Now that I’m a father, it’s like Color Me Dadd. With an extra D. Like ‘Dadd.’”

“I’m not a clown. I’m a middle-aged man with issues!”

“I am a regular guy. I run a tire shop. I drive an F150. I live in Oklahoma.”

Ew! I can’t believe he wanted to do it until we both woke up!

Tags: 90s, c&c music factory, color me badd, green day, matchbox 20, nsync, sex, spin doctors, vanilla ice, vh1 countdown