Company Men

OCEAN BLVD, LONG BEACH
SAT | SEPT 22 8:53 AM
There’s apparently no rest for the horny, as an older man spent his Saturday morning trying to lure a young man he spotted on the street. The older man reportedly approached the younger man, whipped out a photo of a man in a skimpy bathing suit and asked “Does this turn you on?” When the older man was met with a resounding “No,” he tried to coax the man into coming with him so they could fondle and wrestle each other. Turned off by the older man’s erotic, Olympian ambitions, the younger man called the cops, leaving the older man only to drive away empty handed and brokenhearted.

ELECTRIC AVE, SEAL BEACH
SUN | SEPT 23 7:25 PM
A concerned man phoned the police about an acquaintance he believed to be unstable. The caller reported that that his middle-aged friend was “upset” and suffering from bipolar disorder. Despite the fact that the man in question was on his way to the beach to unwind, the caller requested police intervention. That wasn’t necessary, however, as the supposedly bipolar man called back 10 minutes later to inform police that he was OK and in the company of Mormons.