If you caught Heavy Metal Vomit Party last month at Koo’s (or our interview with him), you could not have missed Skullphone’s ten foot tall silkscreens debuting his line of gilded — and glittery — ornaments. As it turns out, I am currently the proud owner of one of said ornaments. And as the only ornament I own, it is now reigning supreme, as the haphazard replacement angel, overlooking all poorly-wrapped presents from the top of my 3 1/2 foot tree.

When it’s not smooshed between Josh Groban and the Godfather, this is what it looks like:

Pretty intense, huh? They also come in plain silver and disco ball-encrusted, but I prefer mine smattered with random patches of gold glitter and thick copper drag queen makeup. You should get one. Even if it won’t come until after Santa does.

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