Is sagging . . . gay?

Dooney Da’ Priest joins Dallas campaign to end the sartorial sag that helped make LB famous, yo. Common wisdom says sagging started in prisons (where belts are banned because of suicide risk). But now there’s an attempt to link sagging with . . . gay sex. Just speculating here: the anti-saggers are betting on the putative homophobia of youth culture to kill sagging. They’ll have to compete with Disney: In the family-film firm’s High School Musical 2, Zac Efron’s, um, ass is showing.

Tags: Dallas, Dooney da' Priest, High School Musical 2, homphobia, sagging, Zac Efron